Let's laugh for some while !

• One day BookDown Baba Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies....lol..

• A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one BookDown Baba. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" ...lol

• On a ROMANTIC dare BookDown Baba's girl friend asks him, "Darling on our engagement will you give me a ring?" B.Baba Cooly replies: Ya sure, what's your phone numner..

• BookDown Baba was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote: Yes!..

• One day a man ask BookDown Baba,what's the difference between "love marriage" and "arranged marriage".He replyed, It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".

• What does BookDown Baba do after taking photocopies? He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes..

• A reporter asked BookDown Baba “What is the main reason for divorce?” Baba replies “Marriage”.

• One day BookDown Baba enters a shop and shouts, “Where’s my free gift with this oil?” Shopkeeper: "Er sathe to kno free gift nai baba !" Baba : " But eikhane lekha je CHOLESTROL FREE “

• Interviewar: what's ur qualification? BookDown Baba : Sir I am Ph.d. Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d? B.Baba : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. .

• After returning back from a foreign trip, BookDown Baba asked his Girl Friend, Do I look like a foreigner? G.F.: No! Why? Baba: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

• BookDown Baba went to Google for interview as the post "Motor Engineer". Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Baba: dhuurrrrrrrrrr.. Interviewr shouts: stop it ! Baba: dhurr dhup dup dup dup.

• OneDay A Man ask BookDown Baba : Baba where were U born? Baba: Punjab . Man: Which part? Baba: Oye What part part, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar"...

• One day BookDown Baba go to meet Eisnistine over time mechine..Einstine ask, How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER” Baba: Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER” & After Marriage We Sleep With Our “WIFE”.

• One fine day, a girl proposed to a BookDown Baba for marriage and Baba denied simply saying that, “in our family, we marry only our relatives.” My mom married my dad, my brother married my bhabhi , my uncle married my aunt and so on. So please excuse me!!!.....

• OneDay Juta Bush(Jorge W.Bush) was drawing money from ATM,BookDown Baba behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen your password.” Its 4 asterisks (****). The Juta Bush replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong, Its “1258?.

• In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only? BookDown Baba :I don’t know. Examiner:You failed, what’s your name? Baba:See my legs & tell my name....

• One day BookDownBaba see that,his colleague opens his lunch box in the middle of the road…nd ask why ?..colleague replies Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office ...!

• One day BookDown Baba ask a man: Is that a sun or moon? man replies : Oye ! No ideaa ! Im new to this city..

• One day BookDown Baba goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this. Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it because he is the owner of restaurant.

• BookDown Baba got job in GrameenPhone Custommer Care. Customer: My GP sim blocked what to do? Sardar: dont take tension remove GP Sim & put a Banglalink sim. Thank you for calling GrameenPhone.

• Q:In interview board BookDown Baba ask What is the difference between secretary & private secretary? Candidate Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR.

• One day Teacher said BookDown Baba : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Baba : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide.

• BookDown Baba joined Google. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?” Baba :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”... :)

• BookDown Baba told his servant yesterday: Go and water the plants. Servant it's already raining. Baba: So what? Take an umbrella and go..